Update Safari on Windows PC
Apple no longer offers Safari updates for Windows. Safari 5.1.7 for Windows was the last version made for Windows, and it is now outdated.
Hey Appple go phuck yourself! These arrogant assholes just out of the blue decided to phuck windows end-users! Another try at cornering technology.
I will never buy another Apple device as long as I live and you might do good to feel the same way.

If a website is not displaying correctly or says that your browser is out of date

If a website says that Safari is out of date even though you're already using the latest version of macOS or the latest version of iOS or iPadOS, more than likely it is because you own a piece of shit!

I was an avid Mac and iOS fan until I saw that they stopped supporting windows end-users. I took my iPad out in my backyard and poured gasoline on it and lit it on fire. I'm posting this from my Windows PC because after going to the apple.com website and getting pissed I took a 12gauge shotgun and smoked my Mac!

I have something for the Apple corporation, these nuts!

Apple everything!
The Apple website states that “it’s easy to switch to iPhone”. And I can’t disagree. What’s almost impossible is switching from an iPhone, as Apple uses every method to keep you locked down in its ecosystem. Difficult cross-platform communication and file transfer, Apple-only features, proprietary tech and hardware, everything is designed to leave you out of options. 

IOS disables camera with no data
So I was recently at a festival, and almost my entire campsite uses iPhone. They were all bitching because they couldn't even record a video because they had no data. There was about a hundred thousand people on one cell tower so it wasn't a service issue it was a bandwidth issue. But nonetheless, Apple apparently uses data and AI just so the basic camera can function. And without data you can't even take a picture... I believe this is a new feature of one of the new iOS updates. But I can tell you more than half the people there were fucking pissed...

Do you own a Mac?
If you do, I can promise you that burning your money would be more productive!

I kinda think maybe Steve Jobs was a prick sometimes but then I realize that other people are responsible for the dumb ass decisons they have made since he is no longer with us. I kinda think maybe he is rolling in his grave.

Apple has certainly turned into a shit show, and I am embarrassed to say I was ever a Mac fan, and wow for so many years.

My friends told me for years that Mac was garbage and why did I own one. I would always say video editing as an easy out. Truth is, I just wanted one because they were so expensive and like rich people do I bought one of the sorry mother fuckers.

I would like to say that I hope the Apple building burns down with all of the corporate advisors inside. It's such a sweet vision in my mind of all of them running out on fire or jumping out windows and falling to a horrible death! I've been curbing my violent nature by trying not to imagine myself stabbing them to death one by one!

I always thought the unabomber had to be crazy but maybe he owned an Apple product. I'm not saying it's right, but I understand... Theodore Kaczynski claimed the thing that made him snap and turn into the unabomber was that his iPod would not play a particular song that it had always played before. When this happened he considered killing his mother but thought he would have a lot more fun if he just made some bombs and shit.

You see Apple is much more than just a piece of shit company, they are responsible for the deaths of many people!

Data Scientist / Programmer   name: Ernest Allen Buffington   email: ernest.buffington[at]gmail.com   phone: (813) 846-2865 | mobile: (813) 520-3360   CEO @ The 86it Developers Network,   8010 Woodland Center Blvd #86,   Tampa 33614, USA

PHP-Nuke Titanium CMS
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The US version of PHP-Nuke Titanium CMS is an open-source highly modified Fork of PHP-Nuke written in PHP as a programming language and developed from 2005 to the present. The software comes with basic and advanced features like a WYSIWYG editor, an admin interface with drag-and-drop blocks, spam protection, and image processing. It also comes with the ability to use various modules that will extend the current functionality of your portal/website. The latest version available for download is 4.0.2 and is still in Beta. 

PHP-Nuke Titanium now comes with v5 of the Titanium Facebook SDK kit. It's already set up. All you have to do is add your app ID and secret. You can disable Facebook anytime if you like, by default it is disabled until you add your app ID and secret...

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Data Scientist / Programmer   name: Ernest Allen Buffington   email: ernest.buffington[at]gmail.com   phone: (813) 846-2865 | mobile: (813) 520-3360   CEO @ The 86it Developers Network,   8010 Woodland Center Blvd #86,   Tampa 33614, USA

The 86it Developers Network name and how we came to use it:

Eighty-six or 86 is American English slang used to indicate that an item is no longer available, or used when referring to a person or people who are not welcome in or on the premises. Its etymology is unknown but seems to have been coined in the 1920s or 1930s. It is used in programming as nix, or 86. i.e. I'm going to 86 this class or function and replace it with a newer better one etc...

The idea is to 86 any software you currently use by creating something new or modifying something to make it better or even totally replacing it, like with PHP-Nuke Titanium because it gets the job done much faster and better.

The term is now more generally used to mean getting rid of someone, or something. In the 1970s, its meaning expanded to refer to murder. i.e Lets murder this code by adding some dope functions with faster routines.

According to the online Merriam-Webster dictionary, it means to "refuse to serve (a customer)", to "get rid of" or "throw out" someone or something.

Agent 86 in the 1960s TV show Get Smart gets his code number from the term.

And now many moons later we use it for The 86it  Developers Network because many of our new members 86 their current News, Forum or Blog software and begin to use PHP-Nuke Titanium.

Data Scientist / Programmer   name: Ernest Allen Buffington   email: ernest.buffington[at]gmail.com   phone: (813) 846-2865 | mobile: (813) 520-3360   CEO @ The 86it Developers Network,   8010 Woodland Center Blvd #86,   Tampa 33614, USA

We dumped MySQL 8.0.23

We have gone back to MariaDB 10.2.3 and I guess we owe them an apology as it is obvious that we made a horrible decision going to MySQL 8.0.23 

As time goes on, MySQL develops more extensive features or changes to its internal architecture. They have more developers on staff than MariaDB, so they are making changes at a faster pace. However, it turns out that MySQL 8.0.23 sucks and is slower than phuck! I guess Oracle deserves it though. I can see some bullshit was pulled during the sale and somebody phucked up when they lost the lead developer for MySQL.

Who's Currently Behind The Databases?

In 2010, MySQL was acquired by the Oracle Corporation. At that time, one of the original developers, Michael “Monty” Widenius, felt that the Oracle Corporation had a conflict of interest between MySQL and their Oracle database.

In response to this, he decided to create a fork of the project named MariaDB. Since then, there's been a lot of healthy competition between MySQL and MariaDB that has led to some really great innovation. Since Oracle is backing MySQL and has a solid foundation, it continues to be the leader. However, MariaDB offers some compelling reasons why nerds may want to switch databases.

MySQL: MySQL was originally started by MySQL AB in 1994 by a Swedish company that was created by a nerd named David Axmark, Allan Larsson, and another nerd named Michael “Monty” Widenius. The first version of MySQL was released in 1995. In 2008, Sun Microsystems purchased MySQL AB. In 2010, Sun Microsystems was acquired by Oracle.

MySQL is currently maintained by the Oracle Corporation.

MariaDB: On the day Oracle announced they had purchased MySQL, Michael “Monty” Widenius shit a shiny nerd cape and took several MySQL developers and started MariaDB, a fork of MySQL from that point.

Hats off to Michael “Monty” Widenius he is truly the shit and I thank him for what he did and he did us proud. MariaDB is lightning fast!

Data Scientist / Programmer   name: Ernest Allen Buffington   email: ernest.buffington[at]gmail.com   phone: (813) 846-2865 | mobile: (813) 520-3360   CEO @ The 86it Developers Network,   8010 Woodland Center Blvd #86,   Tampa 33614, USA